I am one of your nephews. I can’t help but notice how many injuries Alex sustains in the course of your book. Not to mention getting peed on. And he is nothing but helpful to his aunt. What, exactly, do you have against nephews?
Nothing, I swear! You’re all great and I would never wish any harm to befall you. Plus, Alex’s injuries are really pretty minor, and the rain probably washed most of the pee off.